I don't really care about this blog do I?

My other blogs are way cooler.

This one is like the retarded cousin who sits in the corner and drools and plays with his weiner. No one wants to talk to him, or tell him it'll be ok.

Well, little blog, its not going to be ok. You're like my dog. A bygone from another era that I just really don't care about, but you still continue to exist.

Fuck you blog. Fuck you to death.